edwardspoonhands:

judhudson:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Oh god, I’m in tears, specially the last one.

I would watch this.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ellierratic:

moves-like-lennon:

johnlock-probie:

haylz:

religious views: ULTRA LORD

#that awkward moment when you realize you’ve become an obsessed fan like Sheen

#Remember when we thought he was weird?

So. Accurate.

we become the monster we once feared

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

berrysbasket:

motonariswaist:

you stupid shits and your senpais i dont care about em i want sensei to notice me

oh, youre from one of those animes

nami565:

rubywhiterabbit:

nami565:

are planets just the suns moons?

does that make our moon… moon moon?

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

daxxglax:

My school’s confessions page, ladies and germs!

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

prettybluescarf:

studentmonkeys:

bless you

byndogehk:

eeriberry:

cocchilweran:

Sometimes I have an unreasonably hard time re-watching movies I love with other people 8D

all the time

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY

thollukthcaptor:

howardphillipslovecraft:

starscrossed:

pfdiva:

OMG, that’s so fucking cool!  Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!

the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot

thank u science side of tumblr

femmejackfrost:

Guess he was tired of playing Jacks that died in frozen water to save girls